Not if you gave a bunch of kindergardners too much cough syrup and a ton of finger paint!

The pink one to drive and be seen in, the furry one to relax in and take the edge off your day after a long one!

Torch,

My little sis got her first speeding ticket shortly after getting her license, as some new drivers do. She was diving on a street that, in the winter does not get plowed that often, so the limit is 15mph. She was going 17mph.

Even if it were pristine, it would still be sad. 

One of the Moms in my early high school days traded her purple Gremlin in for a buttercup yellow with “wood grain” siding. It was cool because it was one of the first ones in town, and holy hell, she drove the ever lovin’ shit out of that thing. I’m talking it was like we were responding to a house fire or something.

Andrew,

I made it all year without hearing this damn song until today at the doctor’s office.  

I live an hour outside of SA, and I keep seeing the same Honda City-basically a Fit with a trunk.

Did are we not discussing it because it’s too painful, or did everyone miss one of our most loved forbidden fruits at around the 3:12 mark?

Further correction: “Oh Greatest Empress Ivanka Trump Supreme Leader, Keeper of Truth and Wisdom Library”.

Maybe you can’t have red lights on the front and large (not reversing) lights on the back?

Holy shit! They have lock and unlock buttons and another button for the trunk? Do all of those diamonds block the signal or something? 

Native Texan (and Austinite!), I would imagine that in your case, you are legal due to the length-as noted-but also the weight as well.

While I cannot attest to any headaches, I can confirm that many people have left rental counters in new jewelry and an armed escort. Similar, but different than the way Harry Winston loans out pieces for the Oscars and such.  

No more motherfuckin’ hooves in my motherfuckin’ space!

If they shoved their smelly ass hooves up in my space......they better have that kidnap insurance.

When unexpectedly having to replace my LX450 this summer, I was trying to have some “fallbacks” in place in case the numbers did not work out on the 2019 car I wanted to buy.

2x6 stud wall, in this case the concrete brick wall was a bonus to the rental companies, as those counters have to at least be strong enough to carry the load of the solid surface (usually granite or marble) countertops that enable a smooth, large writing area. Everything on the agent’s side is no stronger than what…