Some airbrushed murals of half-naked women with swords riding a leopard , lightning, and a castle in the distance. Some shag carpet, captain chairs, a third row convertible bed, and some flat screen TVs and you’d be all set!

Wait, for reals you can’t cuss here anymore?

Did Hart buy the car “as built”, or commission the build and specifications?

Does it have 5 point harnesses, a roll cage, and airbags?

For the person in the 1st scenario:

The only thing I want with that man’s name on it are either my birth certificate or a big fat check (basically the same thing).

About 2 months ago, around midnight, I had a heart attack and thought I was doing the right thing by calling 911 and going to the ER at my local hospital. 7 nitroglycerin tabs, loads of morphine, and some blood work, they finally admitted me to the “diagnostic floor” of the hospital for observation at 4am. I saw the…

She must be that fancy enriched white bread!

Sort of off-topic here, but I live in a mid sized town in the heart of Texas, which is most definitely “Truck Country”, I have yet to see but one of these new GM trucks, and that was on the lot at our local GMC/FCA dealership (strange combo, I know).

Plus, they picture it on either a Camry or an Avalon. Golden!

THE seat, not YOUR seat!

I recently had a “widowmaker” heart attack and had to get taken 70 by air ambulance for emergency surgery.

Whelp, BMW found a way to make the Supra look good!

Seriously, how fucking hard is it to turn your head and look over your shoulder to check your blindspot?

I have a friend who just bought a 2020 Forrester and had the dealer install a 2" lift, a front push bar with winch, and BFG ko2s on before he’d leave the lot.

In those cases, that’s what the Explorer is for. (although the Telluride is a handsome truck)

The sync system in the Aviator (or hell, the EcoSport) would make me buy the Lincoln over this POS. Then again, Caddy is going to Caddy, just like GM is gonna GM.

Oh, the Lincolns will stomp this thing. The sync system alone is reason enough to buy it over the Caddy, but add the advantage in HP and /or the option of a hybrid, plus the looks and RWD architecture, and you have a winner.

I thought the only reason Mack was there was to act like a human warning cone for you. It’s what interns are for, right?

Dallas?