@Joe Brandt: Sounds like some sort of James Bond style fight broke out in the middle of the plant :D

Listen to podcasts that have Audible.com as an advertiser.

I need an HDTV :(

Why do people keep mentioning bezel size on tablets? If you have nowhere to hold it and put your fingers, you're going to be accidentally touching the screen.

@geolemon: Linux doesn't automatically mean Andriod. Could be a custom distro.

@njso18: Beat Scribblenauts of course!

@ps61318: A Linux user I knew told me that one.

@Einlander0: dpkg: updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove —purge condom; make clean; sleep

Would be a nice thing to shove Grooveshark on... Though considering I just bought a used 15" LCD off eBay for $39 and free shipping... I'll keep what I got.

@BrandonSH: Wow.

@Anonymoose: I was planning to do that when I get the supplies...

@Anonymoose: Dear Google. I wish to inform you that most of the major Telcos in this country are silly. These silly telcos make it frustrating to do business with them. Providing services to this freakishly large landmass will make many of it's residents quite happy. So happy in fact, that many will emerge from their…

Next Suggested Improvement: Move your goddamn services to Canada.

This would be wonderful for timelapses...

I once got so distracted writing something... I pulled out my 1994 PowerBook 150 to do the writing.

@ihaveabu: Depends on the manufacturer I guess. He could've gotten a dud.

@ihaveabu: The article mentions that the guy bought a "cheap and crappy phone mount", hence the need for a better, DIY solution.

Great story, I hope my BlackBerry's Where's My Phone Pro app comes in handy. It has so many features and I hope I never have to use one of them!

@USB_Humping_Dog: Well played sir.

Does anyone else notice that that drawing is wrong? It looks like my deathadder design... Though the curve and the button location is on the other side...