Metroid Prime absolutely. That title screen and menu system would be perfectly at home in a game coming out now, let alone 2002. I'd probably get a WiiU for an HD remake with conventional FPS controls.

Absolutely not. He doesn't think this is as good as it's going to get. It's as good as he knows it is. He probably assumes people would be intelligent enough to see it.

Or maybe he has the stock market wisdom to think to himself "This is as good as I KNOW it's going to get," and sells. Maybe he's not a greedy finger-crossing twat like most investors. Cutting your wins is key.

Cashing out for 687k doesn't make any sense?

I couldn't care less about traditional major league sports, but I probably watch at least an hour of pro starcraft a day. SC2 is one of my favorite games ever. I don't do too well on the ladder (top 30 silver in 1v1's) so watching pro games isn't just entertainment, it's a tutorial. I see something that they do and…

Your hand resembles that of a ninja turtle.

Is he pushing a stroller?

It's not just fun. It's replay-ability. I paid 60 bucks for God of War III, an OK game that I beat in 7 hours and never played again.

It's better than you could ever imagine.

I'm a straight dude, and I want to watch this. The animation looks killer.

Other people in this world have played U.N. Squadron? It's one of my top 2 SNES games. <3

Someone who takes criticism well on the internet? Is this real life?

I think everyone has one of those. My friend SHREDS in league. He's like top tier ranked. But if we lose a match, he rage quits skype and I don't hear from him for a few days.

(You (use) too (many) parentheses. (And you do so improperly)

I thought the style looked cool. Until you mentioned rotoscoping. I hate it. I hate it so much. Dat uncanny valley.

You should do a "NYC elementary presents:" spot. That would make some kid's day.

if you're lucky, you'll be able to play n64 games. it has a powerful gpu for $35 but it's not the be-all end-all of emulation.

No OUYA mention either?