Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

But I was referring specifically to your article, which discusses major cities. I just thought it was weird you didn’t make a single reference to transit, that’s all.

When Jezebel struggles to find a target, they always get weirdly vindictive and random about where to aim the poison.

It’s a mischaracterization to paint Amazon as the sole big bad here. The original proposal was so myopic that the mind reels at the thought it was likely to pass in the first place. Amazon is shitty for countless reasons and they (often frustratingly) prefer to do things “their” way, but they alone didn’t create this…

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

You’ve clearly never had a kid.

It has a portrait mode.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

OMG, people are having to wait over 3 hours to download a game? Whatever will we do? / won’t someone think of the children? / #firstworldproblems

“Police added that as they had not yet definitively determined the race of the perpetrator, they were unable to state clearly whether this was a plea for help from someone suffering from severe mental illness, or an act of terrorism. More on this as the situation develops.”

Ugh. Nothing necessarily against these students, but Liberty University is just... ugh. It was founded by Jerry Falwell, who was probably responsible more than any single person for transforming the Republican Party into the party of religious zealots. You can draw a straight line from Falwell’s Moral Majority during…

Q: How do you know the the pony and dog are sad it lost its eye?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

she’ll be running against incumbent Ben Cardin, a centrist Democrat

I will put a decent amount of money on it being called Exile in My-Ville

You spelled “definition” wrong.

I don’t know, I thought the Walmart preorders went ok. They were available for over a half hour, so I had plenty of time to get the alert from a certain stock tracking website, change my Walmart account password because of inactivity, enter my new mailing address and billing info, and get my preorder in, with 20…

#1 is case in fucking point that feminism helps men too

That’s my take as well. The whole “timeline” is just a retcon by Nintendo to placate fans.