I will put a decent amount of money on it being called Exile in My-Ville

You spelled “definition” wrong.

I don’t know, I thought the Walmart preorders went ok. They were available for over a half hour, so I had plenty of time to get the alert from a certain stock tracking website, change my Walmart account password because of inactivity, enter my new mailing address and billing info, and get my preorder in, with 20…

#1 is case in fucking point that feminism helps men too

That’s my take as well. The whole “timeline” is just a retcon by Nintendo to placate fans.

You realize that with the map functionality, they basically HAD to get sneaky, otherwise there would be literally no challenge?

Let’s just call it popular. Using words like horror and game seem like a stretch.

My studs in my apartment hides behind plaster, lined with wire mesh, making stud finders and magnets useless. This forces me to drill random holes, and use a bent wire hanger to find those studs, mark them on the wall, then spackle them.
I will gladly repeat that painstaking process before using this product.

My studs in my apartment hides behind plaster, lined with wire mesh, making stud finders and magnets useless. This…

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

Per Snopes:

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

WHY AREN’T THE USB PORTS CENTERED!!!

WHY AREN’T THE USB PORTS CENTERED!!!

Very interesting. The soft sticker on mine is only about 1/4" long at most. I’ll give Nintendo a call about it. Even though it’s not causing me a problem, I’d prefer to have one that’s built properly.

I’ve had a Switch since launch, I move it from the dock a few times a day and there are no scratches from the dock. How the hell are people putting this thing in that it’s scratching the screen? And the exhaust port is on the top, where the hell are these people placing it that they’re worried about blocking the vent?

As several have already pointed out, Vita game cases are about as wasteful, give or take a centimeter of height. But hey, any excuse to shit on Nintendo, right?

I gotta be honest; I liked both films. They were in no way works of art, but there was some good smashy-smash.

It’s easy:

How else were you supposed to have wireless voice chat on a Switch with no cellular network? No Nintendo portable has had cellular service, only Wi-Fi. I mean, really. Let’s start using some common sense here.

Sorry, Kinja threading is terrible. I try not to pile on (get something wrong on here and like 50 people will all independently inform you of it) but sometimes I miss it.