But is she single?

I mean if it was EXACTLY reversed - with the wife knowing and coming to terms with it, I don't think he'd get crucified by the commenters here.

It's just...not funny.

I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

You rob a person of their belongings. You steal belongings.

In official Transformers news, Masterpiece Tracks have been revealed and is in fact available for preorder now. It comes Q3 2015.

I forsee this leading to a bunch of men cosplaying as female characters with amazing breasts.

I know you guys at Jezebel love jumping to conclusions, but unless he has confessed to murder or been convicted, you have to put "allegedly" in your headline. This is journalism 101 stuff.

All we need is a flexible chain attachment, and we can finally have Teenage Mutant Jedi Turtles.

I'm just pointing out that people waste too much time hating I what they don't like instead of promoting what they do. And much of the criticism for this particular moment in Man of Steel is completely without merit, since Supes killed Zod in the comics and even a completely DE-POWERED Zod in Superman II.

As much as I want Story #6 to be true, taking something that just got out of the deep fryer and pressing it up to your genitals sounds incredibly painful.

Elsewhere on the web there appears to be a lot of anger and hate directed at the judge, which seems completely unhinged. He doesn't make the rules, but applys/interprets them. If there isn't a rule to apply/interpret he's left with zero choices.

I agree with the general sentiment but I think the issue with a ban like this is that it tries to dictate how consenting adults behave. Not dating/sexing your own professor should most certainly be a rule (conflict of interest/sexual harassment concerns). But if I'm an adult and see another adult at the coffee shop…

I'm right with you. very confused. I think most Kotaku readers are prepubescent....like a child who chooses food based on its festive looks over its taste and nutritional value.

I'm also jealous of those faceplates, but I don't see myself ever buying a small 3DS; I've only owned the XL screen, I like it better, and I don't think I could downgrade. I don't get why the wish is for a smaller 3DS instead of for the XL to also get swappable faceplates.

Sue should have been adopted. That would have been better.

Yea... I see you're one of those people. So I'm not going to even bother arguing with you. I'll see my way out.

I picked Decepticons because we have 2 Autobot combiners already in this line, Superion and Ultra Prime, with Defensor and a possible Thunderclash.

"Analysis: Omega Supreme not mentioned."

I'm wondering how they pull this off on screen. A literal Purple Man is going to be Super Cheesy (tm). Hopefully they just put him in a suit and give him a penchant for purple accessories.