has been temporarily from her. Temporarily what?

Cops in Japan in trouble for punching an arcade machine, calls it "inexcusable."

just get MP10 Masterpiece Optimus Prime. it looks almost exactly the same and it transforms.

I would never mix breast milk and Sprite. Mountain Dew is the only soda that goes with breast milk. Everybody knows that.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

USB flash drives also work well, I got a 60GB flash drive and it's served its purpose well enough for Wonderful 101, and Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, since I still buy most of my games on discs.

USB flash drives also work well, I got a 60GB flash drive and it's served its purpose well enough for Wonderful 101,…

I thought you were referring to the alien...

So people shitting and pissing in your yard is excusable because ... turnpike? Why the fuck should they put up a larger fence, are you going to pay for it? How about people stop using their property as a public toilet instead, that seems the adult thing to do.

18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?

I'm not really sure what you're arguing for here when you say you want a presidential candidate to not leave marriage laws to the states. The current strategy appears to be pushing towards as many state law changes as possible, with an eventual aim at getting gay marriage taken up by the U.S. Supreme Court. This…

The 'white block glitch' is not a glitch. It's an intended action and is featured in the movie The Wizard, as well as being one of the methods to obtain a whistle early in the game.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

I'm always amazed by how easy it is to generate book sales for gross right wing bros. He goes on MSNBC, says something dumb, lady-blogs and lefties pounce on his dumb comments, then he retreats back to Fox News and talks about how he's being persecuted. Conservatives fall in behind this gross old dude, buy his book,…

Yeah, this is disgusting. They pretty much designed these just for dudes to jack off to. Look at that unrealistic thigh gap!

It'll never happen; they don't even apologize for making mistakes when things are known to be wrong at the time.

"However, as Jezebel reported, Faircloth had a long history of making contradictory statements online[...]"

So just charge more for a trendy open air dining experience. Problem solved.

He does not speak in haiku, he recites a single one during a lull in the movie when the autobots are bantering, that's it.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.