If your landlord charges you $300 for a 2" dent in the wall he's nuts.

Seconded. They toys were out in japan, but "The Transformers" were created by Hasbro and Marvel.

This is true. He said one haiku in the desert, that's it.

"And that's a scene in a new movie based on a franchise that, much like Transformers, has slowly been pulled away from its Japanese roots as American blockbusters continue to have their way with it."

"Listerine - Floor cleaner, recipe unchanged becomes mouthwash." um, no. It was an antiseptic.

Considering directors get hired for movies and not the other way around (meaning kept on retainer by the studios like back in the 1930s), they'd still need to compete for jobs with everyone else down the road.

Unfortunately, molds cost money so they can only have one body type. Presumably if these do well they'll add a second one.

I'm pretty sure you don't actually know what "chickenhawk" means...

It is a combination of "Pennsylvania" and "Kentucky" meaning "that section of Pennsylvania that exists between Pittsburgh and Philly that is full of redneck folk.

OMFG its "Pennsyltucky"

True. Han is also his existing fig, and obvs R2 and chewie are as well. She only has 3 really: the bikini, Hoth, and the dress from aNH. Not sure which would work best, i'm assuming they went "iconic" but the hair would be that for any of them, so... ?

Ok, I'm calling BS on this. I just typed "vagina" into a text to my wife and it offered "vaginitis" at "vagin" but otherwise didn't suggest anything at all. Its also important to note that the first pic shows the "click on this item for suggestions" menu, NOT autocorrect.

Because she's got an existing lego Minifigure.

They're all bitter old retired people, pining for the Good Old Days that never really existed. They have nothing better to do.

I read the headline as "Want to see a mountain goat blown up FOR SCIENCE" and as horrible as that would be, I was mildly disappointed to see the actual content. =(

Your Uno came with a board?

Really? there are several on eBay right now with a BiN for $30.

Even if she wants to run, she knows its terrible form to announce TWO YEARS OUT from the election. She'll announce in early 2015, like a sane person.

Here's a pic of said half-orc:

Two kinds of plastic in the prototypes. The light blue is resin, the dark blue is flexible plastic. On the protos of the snake figures, the entire tail is dark blue.