I saw 'The Lion King' on Broadway, and the theater employed two or three people each performance whose job was to shine a flashlight at anyone they saw with their phone out.

He is apparently too stupid to tell the difference between Iron Man and Deadpool, which is probably also why he thought it would be a good idea to take his kids to an R-rated movie.

"the morning matinee crowd"

I found "The Little Mermaid" too frightening to watch at eight years old.

"It just pisses me off to know that this is happening."

"the number of people in their 20s who want a gold star just for showing up to work and doing their fucking jobs, too"

'Invisibilia' did an episode on fear which mentioned a study done in the 70's by researcher Roger Hart in which her surreptitiously followed children around to see how they behaved and interacted with each other when there were no adults around (obviously that sound creepy as fuck but ignore that).

I'm seeing a very strong resemblance to drunken anti-Semitic rant-spewing Mel Gibson.

… I've been operating under the impression that "queer" sort of referred to anyone who's gay, bisexual, or gender-nonconforming. Is that … not correct?

Personally, the use of the name "Schicklgruber" to mock Hitler has always left a bad taste in my mouth. It's just mocking a part of Adolf's heritage which is actually kind of unfair, it's unrelated to any of the things that made him so evil, and it did nothing to prevent his rise to power.

Why not go with "Fuckface von Clownstick"?

http://www.avclub.com/revie…

"From the director of 'Edward Scissorhands,' 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' and 'Alice in Wonderland'"

Man, that poster looks really poorly photoshopped (particularly the girl lifting the rock and the flying girl with a rope tied to her waist).

U2 seems to get a lot of shit for being … I dunno, really. The pretentiousness (especially on Bono's part)? That's probably it. And their last album - the one they released along free to everyone on iTunes, whether you wanted it or not - sucked. The songs were just not very good. But their good stuff is really great…

To me she's Exhibit A as to why treating Christianity as the root of all right-wing evil in Western civilization is actually a terrible mistake.

There's a line in "Childhood's End" (the book) where it's noted that in the future, animation has become indistinguishable from live-action film, giving filmmakers essentially complete freedom to see their vision recognized on screen. What's left for them is to choose how to utilize that ability, and how to decide…

Even better - it's opening on April first.

Basically.

*googles it*