benjaminphillips518
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benjaminphillips518

Great idea for a jail, terrible idea for for the average person... especially the way my farts have been lately.

Idk man, this guy is as cool as cool can get. And he drives a 5000.

Just throwing this out there... Make a real one for the wii that holds a solo cup. Add beer. Play Mario Cart. Spill and you drink. This is my idea, don't steal it.

You had me at... "Ground bacon"

So disrespectful. He didn't even kick the dirt off his boots before getting back in.

I woke up in my Swiss bed, watched tv on my Chinese tv, and drove to work in my Japanese car. I needed this... i really did. Thank you for getting me back on track America for the day.

I remember the last time a ship had to bomb another ship.. Wait, actually I don't remember such a thing.

"Oh shit. I just dug up a 500LB bomb in my excavator....but first, let me take a selfie"

This all could have been avoided if the driver just got his GM ignition switch recall completed.

Exactly what i look like when i dance on the weekends.

Yahhhh!

Soda machines are often the most overlooked piece of tech in any food joint. But when i saw a Pininfarina Coke dispenser at a local 5 guys burger joint I had to examine it for 20 minutes.