Bring it on

Can we please have Cecilia handle the official Kotaku review of this? I think she would do great. Thanks.

The headline says the mean spirited satire doesn’t hold up but the article is about how the gameplay and level design don’t hold up.

That’s a negative. I’m not a great player, but I’ve played a ton of the first and second game, all the really good people uses motion for a reason.

^^THIS

As somebody who has always hated shooting controls on consoles because of stick aiming, gyroscope aiming has been a godsend. The first time I realized how powerful they were was when I aced the Gerudo Training Grounds bow and arrow minigame in Ocarina of Time 3D on my first time which took me absolutely forever to do…

Stardew Valley: Where people are racing to get married as quick as possible then dissolve them with black magic.

To make it super simple:

You mostly have to scrub them off of gear. So say you have a shirt with one main ability and 3 sub abilities and you level it all the way up so those 3 sub abilities are filled. For 20,000G (or 2,000G for the splatfest shirt), Murch will take those 3 sub abilities, wipe them off the shirt, and give them to you. You…

Oh my..

All of the following also work for laughing.

It doesn’t look like they are trying not to vomit though....

Looks more like they’re trying not to laugh, to me.

youd be surprised how many people dont know that...

because walls dont count towards percent, only the areas that can be seen from the top view.

Is what I was thinking the entire time and thought it was really bad when he said "artists sometimes forwards the medium in the wrong direction", as if there's a right and a wrong way to do games. He talks about video games in a very restrictive way, as if there's just one worthwhile goal, so no wonder he feels…

Games aren't movies though. The best games only use a few verbs, but they aren't about what you do, they are about how you do it and what you are thinking about while you do it. A great example is Smash Bros Melee. In that game, like many fighting games, your verbs are restricted to jump, punch, kick, and some special…