It looks like he fought...

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

Would you drive this?

Simpsons did it.

But they have a Mercedes!

shouldn’t they be suing the girl and her family?

I hate when people say this. You truly can’t think of any reason that someone would opt for Dominos and not some local pizza shop or make their own ? Really?

This. He should pay every single ticket out of pocket.

At least he had the common sense NOT to pull anyone over using a non-police car.

Since he’s off duty isn’t this just admission that he was privately speeding and maybe he should get all the tickets?

This is an excellent start. I’d add a couple more things.

Brutus.

Still can’t beat this for stupid though

Unfortunately, not all bioweapons attacks come from outside.

Motorcycling is a niche activity in the U.S. for two simple reasons:

Motorcycle lanes, like bike lanes but they actually keep up with traffic.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.