I am also an adult who chose not to have kids. We can choose not to have kids of our own but we can’t choose to live in a world without kids. I’m going to let you in on a secret- there are no “grown-up” restaurants. A night club or bar may check IDs, but I’ve never encountered a restaurant with an age limit. Should…

Personally I ignore most of the pop culture stuff. The NBA stuff is really, really good AND fun (podcasts and articles.) The sports podcasts range between okay and delightful. NBA Desktop is very very funny but makes me feel old. The college ball articles are really fun. Really, some of it approaches Grantland now. I…

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

The Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

A steeler committing a shady as fuck hit? Color me shocked. No really, he got flagged for it I’m pretty surprised.

Actually, based on where the offensive/defensive linesmen are, that might be within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage. That might even be a legal play...

Thank god this isn’t an article about Bill Belichick’s new hot tub.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Trying to turn off the damn alarm. Where I used to be able to swipe to shut it up, I now have to hit the small button over and over and hope that it will work. It never seems to on the first try for me. This is too much of a task for a person who has just woken up.

Sanctimonious in every way. “Oh, the Cardinals don’t hate anyone. They’re above it.” Fuck. You.

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

Vince Williams: [falls in gorilla cage]

Are you honestly comparing a basket...you know, nevermind.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

That’s the fastest 5 seconds I’ve ever seen called in an NBA game. I’m figuring the ref, like many of us, couldn’t take one more moment listening to Drake.

That’s not a catch, but somehow that bullshit front-flip out of bounds butt-catch the Steelers made against the Bengals was a catch?