This is slightly more bold than last year, when they guaranteed a victory over the 6-10 Bengals, but only if A.J. Green missed the game due to injury*.

Yes! Explain that part of your comment where you said that it’s okay if women do it!

You are giving people who were convinced the Browns could win the Super Bowl way too much credit.

I’m glad Browns fans could spend their day tracking down videos that proved Baker Mayfield shook Sherman’s hands. It’s one of the more fun jobs you can land at the Factory of Sadness.

“Hey kids, if you keep churning out content for Sports Illustrated for $2/hour, you could get noticed and land at Deadspin!”

Not sure what the financial wrongdoing piece is. A lot of companies, big and small, set up captive insurance companies that are subsidiaries used to insure the parent company and its members. They are often located offshore for tax and regulation advantages... a lot of countries in the Caribbean have made a whole…

Kitchens often looks and coaches like a guy who was handed the headset after winning a contest.

Things are going rough for Big Ben lately. First, women won’t willingly have sex with him, and now he’s even getting shut out of the friend zone!

They have a lot of teams in front of them for a wild card, but they have a better run differential than most of them, a better starting rotation than all of them, and have had the most runs per game since the All Star break of any NL team after their horrid offensive start (fueled by rookies like Aquino, Josh VanMeter…

I think Drew anointed the Bengals as the most self-loathing fanbase last year, and I don’t see any way they’re giving up that title this year.

It’s also a couple hundred dollars every time they have to pump Aaron Rodgers’ stomach for accidentally taking too big a sip of his beer.

I don’t think we’re in danger of any kind of retaliation by Puig against Strop. Just like the rest of us, he’d have to figure out who that actually is first.

I hate this question because 99% of the time the answer is some people at the table have, and some haven’t. And there is just no interesting way to take the conversation from there...

Last night was a rare great example of why we need instant replay. We wouldn’t be enjoying this crazy highlight without it!

Who are the winners and who are the losers?

I’m an idiot. I thought they missed last year and the year before. The reason probably being that getting bounced by Jacksonville is worse than not making the playoffs at all.

How many years do the Steelers have to miss the playoffs before we can revoke the “regular playoff qualifiers” label?

Why stop there? Just imagine how the Sixers would have won their eight straight championship and cemented their spot as the greatest dynasty in the history of sports, if only “The Process” was actually as smart as Sam Hinkie thought it was, and not just an extreme version of what ten other NBA teams are doing at any…

You definitely don’t want to use them to brew an entire pot of coffee, because some beans will get stuck somewhere and ruin everything. If I’m making just enough for the wife and I, it works well enough.

Grind-and-Brew system, man! You add whole beans and water the night before, set a timer, and once it goes off the beans instantly start grinding and go right into the filter for brewing. Cuisinart’s version of this is $70 and it will change your life.