What kind of shit hummus are you eating that tastes like corn?

I’ll just eat a Tide Pod...

So does the group that did not receive alcohol from parents include kids that were never going to be at least moderate drinkers at any point in their lives? Because then of course that group is going to include less incidents of binge drinking and alcohol-related disease. Seems like the study should only rely on…

I assume she is classifed as one of the “celebrities” and not one of the celebrities...

And sometimes, what is said on the football field is a complete 100% mirror image of who we are as people...

Nope, I literally think that people who freeload on biscuits are worse than Hitler. If you think that makes me a bad person, judge away.

Who can argue with an anecdote?

See, I was wondering when Morissey became a gymnastics coach...

The anecdotes I’m referring to did not refer to people on disability, or people living paycheck-to-paycheck; just cheap-asses. So yes, it is very easy to pass judgment on them.

I thought dad rock was stuff like Wilco and The National. Stuff that is still recognized as “good” but when I go to their concert I’m not 15 years above the median age. I love a good dad-rock concert. Nothing like the release of standing for just the very last song+encore!

I’ve totally heard of people doing this at a place like Red Lobster, and just chowing down on Cheddar Bay Biscuits and water. Someone like that wouldn’t need to ask if they are the worst, they already know it and they don’t care.

Strongly suggest clicking through so you can actually read the email in the screenshot: “The system you malign is the same system that “petitioned” you onto the 96 team...” So because the coaches “let you” on the Olympic team, you should just shut your mouth when it comes to their abusive tactics. “The coaches that…

Glad it wasn’t just me!

However the days of Alonzo, mourning are here to stay.

All it takes is one time for the airline to misplace your luggage, and then you will never do this again. I want to know where my suitcase is at all times, particularly my carry-on which has the things I rely on the most.

Yes, because 10 years from now we won’t remember who won the game, but rather how many yards and TDs the Steelers rapey quarterback threw for.

However much money LaVar makes from building his “brand” through these antics, can’t be enough to offset whatever LaMelo is going to lose out on because no halfway sane team is going to want to draft him and deal with this shit.

I’m not saying Central Florida would win vs. either of those two teams, but the fact that Auburn was favored by 15 seems to shit all over that argument...

This is way cooler than when Ohio State had “12-0" rings created in 2012 after finishing unblemished against an absolute joke of a schedule and being banned from appearing in any conference championship or bowl games.

Do you know why this is an article? Because a team with zero non-conference wins is just as or more likely to make the tournament than to not make it. That is noteworthy! That’s why this is an article. Now shut up.