Are the Giants truly functional or are they just not the Jets?

I'm a little disappointed that this was not the ballot that wrote-in "Pete Rose"...

I would like to add being dragged behind a speedboat on an inflatable tube to the list of activities that are absolutely dreadful now that I am an adult, but that I would have sold my soul to be able to do for hours on end as a kid.

Guess you're going to pass up the opportunity to be the Better Man

"Cincinnati is only an Ohio city by semantics anyway"

Okay so Non-Cincy Ohioans don't like Skyline. But they also like Ohio State (sorry The Ohio State) so why should they be trusted to speak for the state on any topic?

Yeah... I live smack dab in the middle of #1 on your list but find myself craving #52 on a daily basis and relish every opportunity I can get to have it. In fact I'm going to Cincinnati this weekend for a wedding and it will be the first and last meal I eat while there. Fact: if someone brings a Skyline chili dip to…

"Your (sic) the Tim tebow of ... cock tasting" -That's a compliment, right? It means you aren't good at tasting cocks?

The graph says "average beer price" but a better comparison would be the cheapest beer you can get at each park, or some other common denominator (e.g. would a Miller Lite at Miller Park cost more or less than a Bud Light at Busch). Some parks have a craft beer stand that, unlike Yankees Stadium, doesn't include four…

That guy looks old, but just for fun can we still blame Urban Meyer?

He was drunk and making out with a girl! OMG I am TOTES sending a blast to Gossip Girl

Check out his Twitter feed from during the game. The baseball team in his hometown who he covers is about to have a pitcher put the finishing touches on the two most recent no-hitters in MLB history, and he tweets three times, 1) to complain that nights like this make you want more from Homer Bailey, 2) to say "ah…

Beer 30 Light is way worse than Keystone, way worse even than Bud Light Lime, and I think you ranked Rolling Rock that low just to piss people off, so I'll look past it. My buddy's house has a plaque on the wall dedicated to the person who can drink the most cans of Beer 30 in one evening. The person enshrined drank…

Right. Well, the Cubs World Series gear spotted in the crowd had much more of a vintage look to it.

Also in fairness to Miami, you need to consider the fact that the picture Baltimore shared is from when the parade made its way through Hamsterdam while throwing free heroine samples into the crowd from the floats.

North West is already on Twitter?

Did anybody else read that headline and think, "Oh good. He must be getting a vasectomy."?

If the game took place in North Korea the Bulls would have gotten the victory; dribbling through the legs is worth at least 60 points.

The rumor is clearly false. He did have his eyes on one of the females in the athletic department, but ultimately decided she lacked the "chest" to have an affair with.

The New Big East is the "good basketball schools that don't have a football team" conference. If a school has a football team, that will always drive the discussion. If they don't, basketball will. ND is still independent in football, but they are really only quasi-independent... the ACC deal gives them things that…