So we’ll do articles on how Trump is a pig, but not on the fact that someone is getting death threats for performing for him... what a world...

I legitimately cannot wrap my head around death threats, especially for things as trivial as where you are singing or sporting events.

No mate, just pointing out her mother seems to be employing her in a nerdy-version of the old trained monkey routine for the benefit her own naively ill-informed pretensions to having birthed a genius.

But nowhere near as effluent...

I’ve decided to be an asshole and guess that most of them are picture books rather than straight chapter books. Which of course is still very impressive.

It doesn’t appear she’s understanding what she’s reading, her mind is essentially wandering at the very pace of her pronouncement of the words.

You totally misinterpreted what Zoe Saldana said.

If we’re going to get rid of a bullshit day how about Valentine’s day? I just spent cash at Christmas now “big flower/greeting card” says I have to spoil my wife so all her friends will be jealous. Take a look at that ring on your damn finger..happy valentines for the next 20 fucking years.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Actually, he generally opposed slavery and he and his wife funded efforts to free slaves in the South. He and his wife also set up a school for slaves (which was illegal, BTW). But he was a product of his time, too, and any idealism he may have held about slavery had to be tempered against what he considered to be…

The Confederate Flag was taken down because it offended people. Renaming MLK day offended people. When will this stop ????? A day to celebrate great Americans is a perfect idea. I think they are just afraid that MLK will be overshadowed by others. Oh well....very soon a Muslim holiday will become a national day…

Going out on a limb to say that ^

Do black people not think of themselves as Americans?

What makes you think your opinion is more valid than another? What gives you the right to “teach” people your way?

Who the fuck cares? It’s an American holiday there’s no point getting triggered over nothing. The moment you libtards stop labeling people white, and black, and just calling them American’s we’ll have less racism for once.

Steve Harvey has been excommunicated, keep up Chad.

Who cares.

Note to self: save a pic of that point-of-impact as a screensaver.

+the last time Deadspin decided Aaron Rodgers was a Holy God and decided to dedicate a weekly article to him and that didn’t last very long #2015

I fully expect the Cowboys to dominate this game now that Deadspin can’t stop praising Aaron Rodgers. Thanks a lot, Dom.