So…
…Annie = Elliot from Scrubs. Right down to the squeaky voice. I actually think Annie has the potential to be a much more interesting character (and Alison Brie is way nicer to look at than Sarah Chalke. In fact, with the brunette/blonde hair you might say they're like… Chalke and Cheese! I'm unashamedly smiling at…

Things like this are the reason I stopped watching this show 2 or 3 episodes ago.

It totally was. If it's the second/second-last of three it's not really necessary.

"I loved the British Office, but I don't know if I could have made it through six seasons. "

All of these sound like bad novelty nu-metal lyrics from the late 90s to early 00s. With a smidgeon of Bowie-ripoff.

I think you'll find it's "Scabies".

If there's someone living in this world today who doesn't plan on making a zombie movie, I don't want to meet them.

I only know Carol Burnett because she was on The Larry Sanders Show in one episode. I guess there's a section of American comedy that never made it to Australia… in the last 22 years… of my life.

I still don't know what a Tim Conway is. I'm not referring to the original post, I'm referring to that episode of … whatever he was in, that one time.

Diabeetus; It's 'one AND the same'.

The woman who would say no to a glued macaroni ring is a woman I would prefer not to marry anyway.

And then, of course, there's Porn of a Donut King. I do not even want to explain that. Not because I can't, but because I don't want to scar you. And because I can't.

Rows - get the financiers on the phone. Ninja Assassin 2: Chiropodist In The City is coming.

read cryptonomicon, i and 1. it's so long but so interesting.

Regarding songs in movies; I'm using 'This Will be Our Year' by The Zombies when I make a movie. I called it. There, done.

I think it was Can't Touch This by MC Hammer. Yeah, pretty sure. Man, what a classic. Alien orgasms.

Wait, is it an allegory for Obama or Jesus? Don't bother answering, I don't actually care.

Apple pie? What is that, some kind of american thing?

No Call Of Duty games? Morrowind? GTA: San Andreas? Civilization 4? Mario Kart Wii? Super Smash Bros. of any iteration? Battlefield 1942/2?

my girlfriend openly wishes i look like kristen stewart.