And if it were a GT...

I want to jam a tree branch into one of the wheels on his bike, then when he falls, I want to knee him in the nuts. What a dickbag. I hope he trips on a Yugo.

Whoa whoa, hold on there. We only need KarmaFucker right now. We are a few steps below you at the moment.

Ooh, I’ve been summoned!

I didn’t find the tone as grating as others have. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m good with the over-the-top, ridiculous humor. That said, I definitely agree with the story line and characters not being key parts of the experience, because the game is just a ton of fun to play. That sentiment comes from someone whose…

And a thousand voices cried out in unison, the same but different all the same. “Cum on my face to unleash the hellscape that is Lucifer’s reign!” they beckoned, demanded, pleaded. All at once, deafening. I complied. I came. So will he.

head on, apply directly to the forehead...

my favorite game ad campaign of all time is the 117 memorial series. The war vets recalling their encounters with John and the dioramas set up as a museum piece.

"At one point, people were spending upwards of an hour to search for a single match of Halo! That's unacceptable. "

I don't think I'd buy you as DLC.

As an owner of all three consoles I will break it down to:

You just head over to Radio Shack and…oh.

But, your name is wrong.

Success given no or few other outlying factors is in fact a good indicator of quality, actually. McDonalds, for example, is popular chiefly because of it's price and convenience. No one assumes that McDonalds is better than 5 Guys which has an entirely different price point and has that much fewer locations. …