Id install a dumpster under it. 

I know what the answer is, but I’m hoping for a regular cab, or at least a 2-door with jumpseats.

Dear Penthouse: It was a hot day in the summer. The mechanic’s blue shirt was unbuttoned an extra notch, showing glistening chest hair. His hands were the rough, strong hands of a working man as they shook mine and I looked into his grey eyes, steely as the tools he wielded.

Mercedes is David Tracy if David Tracy had a significant other to talk him out of his worst ideas into ideas that are bad but not quite as bad. 

If you keep telling people about my mole castle, there won’t be any room for you when the aliens invade.

The only real argument against statehood is the argument that placed it under exclusive control of the federal government in the first place. The nation’s Capital city should not be under any state rule.

Before anyone gets their checkbook out, NY does not allow transfer of a license plate between people.

Damn, David, I’m not one to gush, but this is the kind of content that keeps me coming back. It’s not just a report of “Here’s something that happened” but rather it’s a dive into why it happened, complete with sweet sweet math to back it up!

Smart boat, eh?

re: Reverse -

I suspect MOST vehicle color options from 1980 and back put modern choices to shame.

<Insert joke about long overdue infrastructure week>

Oh ye of little faith. I have confidence in our chosen son to lead this project to victory. Never in the annals of automotive history has so little sheet metal meant so much to so many.

Those flat wheel arches completely destroy the look of this car for me.  It’s like they just forgot about them.

This is extremely exciting!

Neutral:

My favorite heat exchanger is also this guy's wife.