Believe it or not, I’m looking forward to this for purely pragmatic reasons.

That continental looks like a ridiculous 70s pimp mobile with all that chrome and the blue airplane seat... this is much classier and more bad ass at the same time

OMG YES! I do feel kinda bad for these kids though. There is something really freeing about just owning your sexuality in all of its complex and exciting glory. Not a lot of these people will ever get to experience that. I came from a pretty conservative family, which really affected my ability to own my and embrace…

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I'm really loving that deep-pile carpet. The whole rear seating area is phenomenal. Just classy as fuck. Dare I say much more design-conscious than Mercedes.

I like the metal-to-window ratio here, in a world of high-beltline cars it's refreshing.

A blue interior would be awesome IMO.

"The new Lincoln Continental. It doesn't suck."

I nominate this comment for COTD... Cracked me up, because it's true.

That front is meh, but the side-view/body-view is fantastic.

My money is still on this being yet another crossover of some sort.

I don't think there are craftsmen alive today that can forge those wheels. Perhaps a lost art form to the ages.

Reference at the ready:

I have a feeling that I am going to be disappointed by this. I really hope not.

Suicide doors or GTFO.

1974 AMC Hornet Sportabout

I know! 'Cause, Jezabel should be the only place we don't make light of dead human beings!

HAHAHAHAHA.

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Got back into dating a year ago, my early 40s, after having been married since the Clinton administration. You're concerned about dating in your 30s? ADORABLE. :-) That being said, very good article, no matter how old you are.... some of the topics of conversation change, is a good bit of it; like, you both probably…