Wales couldn’t really stand on its own though - or could it?

Maybe they’ll start in China. But I doubt it.

See also “Tesla is pants.”

Do it.

你好！

They mean Se7en, right?

I think we might have had the same wheels on our ‘78 Kadett too, now you mention it.

This isn’t really relevant, but it’s probably the only excuse I’ll have this year to post a picture of a Vauxhall Cavalier. Remember when Vauxhalls weren’t exactly the same as Opels? Pepperidge Farms doesn’t, because even they don’t care, apparently...

That’s a seriously low mileage one. Looks good too.

How can something so dull be so annoying? I don’t know, but it is.

But how can a tail-light be mindless? Or vacuous?

What do we do when there are no more cars we’ve never heard of?

I’ve just made up a horror movie plot: if you stare at a Hyundai Tiburon long enough it takes your eyes and they become the ugly headlights. You only get your eyes back when you can find another victim.

Look at those headlights.

The power of your dreams. Or something.

I don’t doubt that the 84 mpg can be achieved by someone. It’s just that Elio has touted this figure for years without ever having to offer evidence.

My criticism aims itself only at Mr Elio, and not your good self. :)

Let’s get some quotation marks around that “84” mpg...

Well it does have a Pyeonghwa badge on it, and it’s sold in Vietnam as the Pyeonghwa Paso - so who knows where it’s built.

For some reason I’ve tried to keep up with news about Pyeonghwa over the years - some reports suggest that it’s completely owned by the DPRK now. Although from what I’ve read, I have a feeling they haven’t built any cars in quite some time.