2037.

Now is not the time for Hollywood to glorify pedophiles. 

There IS a spoon!

Is this version of the Matrix set in Soviet Russia?

would you like fries with that?

craving pube pie now.

FRANK RIZZO!! R-I-Z-Z-O!

Everything I’ve ever seen Travolta in makes me question his state of mind.

Meh, the guy at the back of the plane was funnier.

But original programming steals valuable airtime they’re otherwise using to rerun an entire season of The Office every day!

Bobcat is goddamn hilarious.

Eh, even originally Crank Yankers was a pale imitation of The Jerky Boys.

Five Rambo screenings there tomorrow...

I’ll try some stilted dialogue writing! That’s a good trick!

Seems like it would have been cheaper just to record the sound of a lawnmower.

I was hoping for an entire Kylo prequel trilogy where we got to meet a precocious 9-year-old Kylo that was already saving the day with his adorable hi-jinks set against a backdrop of dry political intrigue!

“It’s only Tuesday, but I’m sliding into Friday.”

I see your mag arrow, and raise you a marshmallow:

no way arnold would never say anything so sexual! that’s a pure...brian bosworth or maybe roddy piper

No, no it hasn’t: