I remember that being a plot point on the Office, but I never heard anyone say it in real life.

Misread D) as “Jesus is loose. RUN!” and thought it was both oddly specific and all too close to my own reaction.

Yeah, saw them at a small venue in Chicago where they had to walk through the crowd to get on stage. Afterward they were stopping and taking pictures with everybody. Great bunch of people. Arcee’s got pipes!

This is the most wonderful thing ever filmed.

Why isn’t this the actual title of the article.

That brain could use a little salt and pepper.

On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…

Here’s a checklist to let you know if you are racist:

“the forlorn alabastress”

“We already knew that Jamie Lee Curtis’ Laurie Stroke would be coming back again...”

Luke threw first.

“Luke tossed his electrified ass into oblivion at the end of The Return Of The Jedi.”

Can't argue there.

That’s the “Great” version of America referred to on all the MAGA hats.

“Who does that guy think he is — Jesus?”

He also got pretty burned for that, to the point he subsequently admitted it was a bad idea. Not sure I can see him being in a hurry to recreate that play.

Anyone else think it would be hilarious if it turns out they’re just straight-up lying about the Emperor being in the movie?

This probably had less to do with the shows tone and more to do with the latest Descendants movie underperforming in the ratings.