So in this situation, both kids make their claims, and you can't prove either side. You send them off without punishing the accused hitter.

That's really inconsequential if you still think she's lying.

Seems like the people who drop that "innocent until proven guilty" line regarding Woody don't extend that same privilege regarding accusations that Dylan lied about what did.

It’s important to extend the presumption of innocence to Dylan Farrow, that she is not guilty of the crime of lying about what Woody Allen did to her.

Yeah. When it actually happens to people, the public is quick to say "well they probably just leaked it themselves for attention." This debacle is gonna give ammunition to those people.

Way to pick one rapper cornier than Drake

Police Departments serve three purposes: stealing legally through Civil Forfeiture, issuing parking tickets, and catching just enough scary bad guys to maintain good PR

The same jerkoffs who proudly wear "I get up early to beat the crowds" t-shirts bought at military weaponry conventions also get up early to cry about those big, mean pop stars

jesus christ

For those about to go down this shit-awful rabbit hole, I ask that you first consider this essay by Aaron Bady titled "Woody Allen's Good Name:"

The thing is though, is really – seizures do suck.

I'm starting to think this Woody Allen guy is some sort of creep!

oh ho HO HOISTED by her OWN PETARD

being "ironically creepy" isn't really different from being actually creepy

I totally agree. There's not a single flaw to be found on FYEB

I'd say a closeted gay man dying of a terrible disease because his societally ingrained homophobia twisted him into a hateful person is more tragic than comic

So sick of SJWs like the Reagan family thought policing our precious comedians

Robots don't say "ye"

Their moms took away their bb guns after they tried to shoot the house cat, and now they hold a permanent grudge against her gender

Ah yes, the old stereotype that all British people are wizards.