Just like pappy always said

absolutely disgusting yeah i would eat it

It's been done.

I have another glaring omission to get buried in the comments.

i have waited for this in the same way a kid waits for his shot at the doctor's office

:(

I'm not going to delude myself by saying vinyl sounds better (without dropping thousands of dollars on a sound system, it won't). But I like having a more substantial packaging and the ritual of actually placing the record on the platter. The portability of CDs really doesn't make a difference since I have an iPod.

Accent à droite, bitch

what do you call ATMs then?

you kids with your memes are disgusting

I'm still crying real jesus tears over the genius behind Lil Ugly Mane's "lugubrious / uzi spit / gooey shit" rhyme

Seems pretty straightforward to me. Would he not?

honestly, Jepsen comes out as the better songwriter for saying the same thing in half as many words

The legend goes that beck was pressured to come up with on the spot lyrics for that song, so what you hear is bizarre riffing on items in Beck's kitchen.
The chorus comes from how embarrassed he was at his own freestyling.

We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it "The Good Morning Burger."