I thought I was tripping bowls when the dancing trees came out. I approve of anything that makes me feel like I'm high when I'm not actually high.

I can't decide if those two guys have bad hair or if they're just in the shadow of Barry's epic fucking mane.

Came here for the lolz, stayed for DAMNTHISMUSICISGOOD

Think, Demon's Souls/Dark souls.

The game is Monolith's first title with online features. Takahashi calls it a "loosely connected online game" in that he means players will feel loosely connected to other players. "We're making the game so that there is a feeling of solidarity, even without being conscious of other players in the game," he explains.…

I want this game now so I can end my social life!

Xenoblade Chronicles X is also apparently five times larger than the last title.

BEEEEEEES

Indeed!

My favorite :)

Children of Morta—aka the most GIF-able game ever—is now on Kickstarter. If you need a refresher, it's a story-driven hack 'n slash with roguelike elements (read: lots of dying, but you learn a little something about yourself in the process). It looks gorgeous, not to mention pretty interesting. Check it out.

More reason why I hate CCGs in particular. The best deck in the game WILL win more than a poor deck, but it's always subject to the good old RNG. And the good old RNG and I are not on good terms.

I just gave you a virtual high-five

Just like the small group of people that convinced them to release Xenoblade, which was so successful it led both to a New 3DS port and a Wii U sequel? Or the small group of people that convinced Microsoft to drop their XB1 DRM?

That is the poopiest brown I've ever seen.

I want a DLC called "Hammer of the Gods"

Bummed they didn't call it Total Warhammer.