It's funny cause it's true.

It's not a bad game. It's very pretty, but the levels are a lot more linear and smaller in comparison to previous Hitman games. Also you can't always sneak through certain areas, you pretty much HAVE to shoot your way through, which annoyed the fanbase of the series.

Oh noes! Your warning was too far down on the page.

1. Depends on the girl. Some like it big. Some don't.

Nah, it was more like WW2 tech coupled with ridiculously advanced human limb augmentation.

Cute, but why would you roll off a narrow platform? Force of habit? In Elite Knight armor? :\ Well whatevahs.

Well technically it'd be mothers day for both of them but I guess one of them would rather be considered a masculine parental figure?

Same. If I really like a game I'll play it on Hard. Otherwise it's always on Normal. Easy is boring to me.

Got a good chuckle at WoW endgame being too hardcore.

He's saying you're as intelligent as those 'animes' people you claim aren't.

"Can you name over seven anime..."

I'm confused. Is this article suppose to be a joke?

Devs have already said they want to bring multiplayer elements into the singleplayer to help teach people how to play better ie spotting.

Omni-directional mic is a automatic 'no thank you'. I'm glad it works for you.

I don't see a point in getting headphones for gaming if they don't have mic, but thats just me.

I tried all three a couple months ago. I thought they were pretty good in their own right. But then somebody bought a bag of the smokey bbq and omg theres no reason to eat any other.

Well, I like shooting Nazis, and I like mechs. So I'm interested.

It'll most likely be coming out on both, like Battlefield 4 is doing.

Minecraft + Harvest Moon?