bellymomma
bellymomma
bellymomma

/sigh  You’re about to get eaten alive.  Let me know where I can send the wreath.

People are shitty and are basically upgraded chimpanzees on meth.

Also to our credit: The Obamas. You’re welcome bitches.

Well, something's clearly afoot.

Just as they decide to volunteer that information unprompted, people are free to willingly mock them for it, specially POC who have been called dirty before just because of their skin tone, it's like when DJ Khaled said he doesn't go down on his wife but expects blowjobs, well, you open yourself to mokery.

When progressives lose they go in one of two directions:

Woah. The politician with more local connections won a local election? That’s some real nefarious politicking there on part of the Establishment.

My least favorite part about volunteering for either Sanders run or more issue-based stuff with progressive groups is the sour grapes conspiratorial routine when faced with

PREACH!!! Goodbye somebody!

Turner lost this race. That doesn’t mean she can’t win next time.

Dark Money? I mean this fugly mean spirited asshole engaged in ugly tactics and name calling and yet you insist she can win an election? I mean really the more people see of her the more they hate her. Can you clowns stop kissing the asses of these so called “progressives?” They have flipped no red seats blue, they

GET. VACCINATED. NOW.

we’re closing for everyone to have a kindness day!
what should we do for fun today?

Why did it take the boorishness of the Trump era to give Hershman a wake-up call that was apparently 20 years in the making and supported by more than enough repulsive acts by her mentor and his associates?

Colors of the world, vax up your life, every boy and every girl, vax up your life.

That is aggressively awful. You know how sometimes movies have outfits that are purposely awful, either to show a character is unfashionable or homeless, and you can tell the costumer went to the trouble of fashioning custom items to make the whole thing uglier than is possible with off-the-rack items? I’m pretty sure

You mean all the barn doors and shiplap didn’t disgust her already?

I know that John Mulaney has become to comedy what Harry Potter was to books, but there’s no arguing that the man just FITS on SNL. He only got on for the first time a few years ago (as a host at least), and he already feels like an institution there.

Yes. I love Kem… leave him alone.

*picks up Captain America shield*

I know this will get flaming arrows shot my way but whatevs, I has my Spartan shield; Aaliyah was not that great of a singer either. She, like Ashanti, could harmonize her Azz off, but really didn't possess any true vocal ability/range, and this is coming from someone who had all of her albums. I've heard from plenty