HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

it is the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York and Washington

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

Washington misspelled “HURR’

This is what happens when try to divide 84 in 99. You get a remainder.

So the NFC North has two Jay Cutlers now? Embarrassment of riches.

This was an extremely productive twelve minutes:

You’ve been holding out long enough, Adam. Show us Teddy Bridgewater’s tibia.

OK

Where’s the “DO YOUR JOB” shirts? Isn’t to “PROTECT AND SERVE” sorta your motto?

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

This is fucking madness. Only masochistic hipsters deny the greatness of Godfather 1 and 2. And Shawshank is fantastic, despite every fiber of my body wanting to hate it.

The Shawshank Redemption, which is not a good movie at all, but actually a bad one.

HI! I am typically found over on Jez, yakkin’ it up with my homies. Occasionally I comment over here though, as I’m a pretty big sports fan (except baseball, sorry). I don’t really get much interaction though because I’m in the greys over here. Any chance you could help a chick out? Figured it’s worth a shot.

Sometimes I think how rad it would be if Denton had gone with “Tronball” (this was one of the actual possibilities!) back when the site was being created. Then again, if he had, it probably wouldn’t exist now.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

[scribble notes furiously]

Drew: I know you hate hockey because of some unspeakable horror back in your MN days, but you need to discover just how horribly shitty Chicago Blackhawks fans are. Excusing Patrick Kane’s (alleged) rape is just the tip of the iceberg.

As an Eagles fan, Andy Reid broke me. I no longer give a shit what the Birds do.