So i was very happy at the moment of the NOPE puppy and then I saw the puppies who had teacher dogs and teared up. This might be the greatest video on the internet.

Why is the whole Jennifer Aniston pregnancy thing still a thing? Like seriously that chick is about the age where the tumbleweeds start to sprout if nothing else has previously taken a mind to germinate in that lil' punkin patch. Who cares? I mean really seriously - WHO the fuck cares? Give me names and addresses of…

She basically does. She uses the tabloids whenever she has a movie out.

I hate to play the Jen Aniston preggo game but for real, this looks like a pregnant woman's pose, and girlfriend has a mirror and access to more Spanx than a department store. No way is this not on purpose, if not just to get people talking about this shitastic looking movie.

It would help if they didn't aim the lens towards the sun.

And a huge part of the problem I think is that people associate dark with scary and ugly.

Aniston's skin looks great sans foundation and airbrushing, but why do people insist on calling this homely woman "beautiful"? She's just not. If you stuck a potato in the middle of Jay Leno's face, you'd get Aniston.

This "flare" could do wonders for anyone's skin!

The Instagram filter and her position in the shadow of the sun make this null. Nice try, though, Jen.

Oprah instructed her producers to harass Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight for a tell-all interview only a week or so after their escape. The girls' attorney says the producer was "blatantly rude" when told no way. So you actually think this woman would allow someone to heal when there's a buck to be…

Ugh, can't we all just make a pact to NOT watch and let her fameball into nothingness? Please? She's had enough chances and she needs some down time for those lips to deflate.

Th hib bath tube stille exists, try some carpenter that make furniture for cabbins.

"There are women who prance around in these flitty, flirty little skirts and show their legs, and they get promoted day two. Poor Jim has been here a long time in those plum smugglers and he's about due."

Good ol' plum-smugglers.

Yeah, could the dress be any tighter?

Yeah, I can't help thinking she does it on purpose.

I'm pretty sure she was pounding Gin + Tonics at Kimmel's wedding two weeks ago, so I doubt she's pregnant. She probably just didn't put on her Spanx - it's a good way to drum up publicity and magazine covers for another crappy movie that no one is going to see.

Good lord, it's the satin and the lighting.

She totally does it on purpose, and the tabloids fall for it every. time.

If she weren't dressed in a supremely unflattering satin frock, you wouldn't be able to see a *slight* curvature of her abdomen. I call not pregnant but with all the gossip going on, and that dress, I think she might want us to think she is. Or something.