She told her she was going to borrow her ipad, the other woman thought she heard 'maxi pad.'

.."stunning, natural beauty, gorgeous" - yada yada and RIIIIIGHT...ok...if you say so...I will accept these superlatives and try not to believe my lying eyes that say the opposite. By the way - does her pr flack know you Doug Barry? Why else is her very obvious annual papz show on the beach with Courtney cox an item…

I think Howard just went to the same luxury tourist spot that his pal Jimmy Kimmel did. Stern has been pretty brutal regarding Aniston in the past, calling her a big no talent bore.

She probably tolerates them, like we do idiot shallow relatives we care for, yet don't respect.

Then they should put brad Pitt on all the movie posters shouldn't they? Last time I checked Cillian Murphy movies weren't necessarily putting butts in seats either. Ditto foreign movies about clowns during the holocaust. So I call bullshit on your whole premise. Critically acclaimed films do fine, they didn't need…

Like he did when Stewart's Balenciaga campaign bested sales of his scent this year? Mkay, right.

As opposed to the 10,001 expressions that cross the faces of models in most high fashion couture pictorials? I know when I want to really 'feel' all the feels, I skip the theater, film, and literature and stare at high end fashion campaigns in W.

Um, maybe because she doesn't, and unlike you they aren't raging viperish bullying snarky toxic females stuck at the 8th grade lunch table bitching about the new cute girl in school? Just a guess.

Welp. Okay Stevie Wonder. To each his own.

Oh, I tend to think you know damn well which one it is (IF your little anecdote is even true), and that this is just your way of humble-bragging. Because, this is pretty straightforward and definitely in the beautiful category. She's low maintenance, for sure, most of the time, but you can be when you can look like…

I think that's a better gif for will Arnett's actual personal life, as I saw he's socializing now with Jen Anuston, her rentadate and the cox arquettes now (zzzzzz), instead of Amy Poehler (Goddess). Lol

You mean the Brad Pitt campaign that made Chanel a kabillion dollars and was the top campaign of the season? look, that's enough Jen. Don't be bitter because your celebrity stink is in the bargain bin at walmart's and snooki's fragrance outsold you. Lol

Balenciaga, the upscale luxury brand parfum she represents has not only won some prestigious award, people (presumably a helluva lot of her fans) made it the top seller of 2013. So yeah, you equals big ol wrong.

Sorry to disappoint the raging Kstew haters, but J-Law and Stewart are good friends.

You're missing a TON of shit, lol: her upper arm is slenderized, it shrinks by about 10%. They swap her clavicle and neck out for another model's whose clavicle is lower, elongating the neck. They shrink the waist 5-10%. Remove bags under her eyes, change her hairline, bring it lower. It goes on and on...

Again, this makes no sense...which is why I doubt your claimed sincerity. Most of the women who 'nanny,' in New York, know the answers to your questions anyway as they've bought clothes and sippy cups, not to mention the fact they probably have their own children. So unless they're identifiably a childless teenager,…

Great post. You know why people don't think first before asking, they're playing dumb. This is pure passive aggressive behavior. They know good goddamn well in many MANY instances, that the child belongs to the mother, and that the older parent is not the grandparent, etc. - they just have a need to get in a dig, and…

I don't really buy this. I think you're a passive aggressive douche who could easily ask your lame 'sippy cup' question that you absofuckinglutely need to know about (eye roll) FIRST, without ever inquiring as to parentage at all. Guess what's bound to happen after that Einstein? They'll tell you they don't know if…

People are saying she's pregnant with Rpatz's child. That this was her 'announcing it,' or as close as she will ever come that is. It will be interesting to see if that's so.

Did you mean George Clooney? Because you do realize no one really says that about Brad Pitt. I don't see how Tyler Durden in Fight Club is like Mickey in Snatch is like Chad in Burn After Reading is like Billy Beane in Money Ball is like Benjamin Button is like psycho in 12 Monkeys is like Floyd in True Romance is…