Or two years ago, when she got the exact same haircut., and gave the exact same, 'I wanted to try something different,' quotes to the press.

I'm a Brad Pitt expert. He has a new do every time he does a film, so unless he really was the useless miserable doughnut during their brief marriage that he says he was and didn't work at all, how could he possibly have had just one, very ugly, bob hairdo, like she has now? Let's see: Tyler Durden spiky hair, The…

As opposed to the stunning perfection she presents all the rest of the times, eh? How does she do it? I haven't seen this kind of 8th grade hair perfection on a 45 yr old ever.

She does, but the selfish bastard treats her horribly and falls down on this, his one job, a lot:

Probably because her hair is covering her entire face, and so the only point of similarity is the haircolor. That's the only way she'd look like him. As I recall, he was always called the pretty one. Cruel but true.

Maybe the Olsen Mom w/ a tad of Babs Streisand.

True. I'm also sure the word 'draggy,' has been used in reference to Chelsea Handjob a time or 10,000.

You would know Katie!

Appears Incognito is just a chip off the ol' pile of frozen shit. I see where he gets it. My theory: Incognito had a crush on Martin, and it displayed itself in a raging obsession. Love/Hate. You can probably thank dear old Dad Incognito for this psycho.

Time to get a new computer w/ better graphics and resolution dude, whatcha got 0.00000001 pixels? It's his clear mouth guard, that he's holding in his teeth, it's resting on his lips. His lips are brown. Seriously, don't be a cheapo, spring for a decent fucking laptop. Amazing how a lot of you are saying the same…

Time to get a new computer w/ better graphics and resolution dude, whatcha got 0.00000001 pixels? It's his clear mouth guard, that he's holding in his teeth, it's resting on his lips. His lips are brown. Seriously, don't be a cheapo, spring for a decent fucking laptop. Amazing how a lot of you are saying the same…

Seriously, this is why republicans should be obsolete. There is no reason why these creeps should have the house. I don't know how 51% of the populace screws themselves over so completely always.

You think a guy would bone a woman porn star and NOT talk? Please.

I've never heard that rumor about her.

Shiloh says, 'You be you!'

That's some incredible acting in that commercial - it was like a little movie.

This is a pathological response. I don't buy the 'difficult to process betrayal,' angle - that would make sense, if the woman was in denial about a cheating spouse (refusing to believe it's going on and turning a blind eye) - but sites like this one, aren't about denial. They're about vindictive punitive torture of…

You'll be crying if your name appears on some website because somebody just thinks you're an ugly hateful bitch and wants to fuck with you (not a stretch, at all).

...and people like you would probably want to shut it down. Because it's clear you'd rather punish your cheating spouse's mistress. You don't want your spouse called out and embarrassed. You pathetic lames want to keep the sad piece of shit SO you have, and you're only angry that he's getting some spot of joy away…

PinceNez, the fact that she's done so, on this message board would be proof in a court of law that she did proclaim to have 'inside, intuitive knowledge,' so every complainant going forward could use this Jezebel message board to undermine her assertions.