It will be the President's. Jake, his best bro, will be used as sub daddy so that the public does not suspect anything. That may be the reason Daddy Pope finally let's Jake out of the hole.

It was fine when she was wearing Tilda Swinton's decade old hairdo.

Careful, the Jezebel editors will silently censor you, and put you in solitary confinement if you dare critique them. It's what's happening to me at the moment.

Yes, because everyone I know, knows the personalities of Christoph Walsh and Tilda Swinton and Jane Lynch. That always translates to laughs galore, referencing something that everyone can relate to, and doing it badly.

I think she felt she had used up a lot of time between 17 and 21 trying to be the popular one again, and it just wasn't working. I recall an interview someone asked her about Twilight once, and she got overly defensive and jealous-sounding. Those kids were getting ink and fame and attention up the wazoo, and she was…

Yes, SNL continues with the black tokenism and having that one (or maybe one and a half) black guy play black men and black women. Yes, it's still 1977 on SNL.

How can you tell the diff between her crazy eyes and Michelle Bachman's? Just curious.

So making really bad faux hip hop themed videos, riding guys crotches and rimming big black booties on stage, showing her labia and nippelage in creepy hotel pictorials, would not be a big FU to the GOP? Or wait, is that just a big FU to everyone.

The partnerships (50 Shades Parody) had people that are barely household names, and even the writers didn't seem to know them that well. Why would Tilda 'Watch me sleep as a museum exhibit, yes I live with my boyfriend in his 30s and my husband who's in in his 70s in a castle' Swinton, be the uptight staid brit…

....well hi there. lol Weren't you just in the other thread, censoring Miley 'haters' that had yet to even show up, and doing it like it was your full-time job? Good on you for being so supportive of your 'homie.' hee.

I think you're confusing that with her just being happy to show her ass again.

Backtracking becomes you. More please. Let me refresh what you wrote that we can all see up top - you were not 'baffled,' at the subtle pro-Miley statement that assumed 'haters' would be 'hatin' just because Miley was in it, you just bizarrely accepted this not so subtle fangirl's version of future events. Then, you…

Other than you, and another person...who exactly is using the word 'hate' or behaving in a manner that exemplifies 'hatred?' Perhaps, um, no one? The hyperbole is almost as strong as the Cyrus narcissism and keen marketing ability.

But uh, you know she didn't write it, right? She consented to parodying her own stupid self involved video because it fit perfectly with the self involved teabagging owned GOP maniacs - that's what she did. So for that, I thank her.

I think the same demo that would go to a Cyrus concert and watch her video(s?) on a loop, won't really get this at all - and now think the GOP is popular because ((squeee)) Miley had them in a video on SNL and not the Dems!! HA!

KIMBA!!!

He's what we might call an overcompensating narcissist with possible latent (maybe not so latent, more straight up closeted - if this is to be believed:

As one of those people who was around 'back in the day,' that Chris Brown was not - I really don't recall Prince's 'lot of girls.'

Oh yes, let's just end why kajillions started watching in the first place, Kay? Kay.

' Vernon Jordan-esque?!' Wait a sec - busted. You didn't watch 'last season,' did you?