I associate Sandra Bullock with being funny, so that entire trailer could easily be some romantic sci fi comedy. Seriously, it's like if Kristen Wiig or Rebel Wilson were in space. I'm ashamed to say it looked like a few 'Astronauts line snaps in space - oh noooz!' comedy bits I've seen.

First thing, a few FACTS: Someone else on this thread, brought Angelina Jolie up as an example of 'beautiful,' and they did it as an aside, primarily because they, like most people on the planet with working eyeballs knows - she's pretty much been the gold standard around the world as far as great H'wood beauties…

I've always thought she looked like a pocket version of Charlize Theron.

You want what to be your 'wedding look?' I'm thinking it would be imperative to get the Scarlett Johannsen face that goes with the gown, messy bun and necklace. Or...wait a second...have you been reading...Jezebel's 'Pretty is a Skill Set?' You should find out what looks best on you, rather than the almost…

Hi, last time I checked, it says Thandie's dad was white and British and her Mom was from the Shona tribe of Zimbabwe. So where's the "multiracial," part come in? Also, Thandie describes growing up thusly (alluding to what may have inspired this new site):

I'll tell you what "sick," is....sick is a fraudulent and homely as fuck (in all likelihood) vicious meangirl sexist bitter piece of shit such as yourself who gives all females a bad name. If you weren't so obviously out of your fucking mind with envy for the beautiful among us (butt implants? Really? Bahahaha),…

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Didn't he say that like 4-5 years ago when he was a young guy dating/dumping much older middle-aged Jennifer Aniston. Why would you think he can't grow up? Maybe he's fallen in love this time, and he wasn't in love when he was boinking other celebs for shits and giggles. People can change.

...thinking and fapping about.

Really? Why's he a douchebag? ...because he dumped our middleaged lady of rejects that we must always enable and coddle, Jennifer Aniston, TWICE? Hahahaha. You ladies be so obvious. I personally think she is the douchebag for dating someone just because they get ink, and wanting to drag him to her ex's Oscar…

I'm sure she's one of the Jezzies that's here constantly screetching about Kstew: 'BITCH, WHY CAN'T YOU SMILE & COMB YOUR HAIR!! FUCKING BITCH!! ARRRRGGHH!! FUCK YOU!!'

..and water is wet Sherlock.

...and those few men would be who? The men that exist in your envious bitter dreams?

I disagree with this whole premise. Let's rephrase the title of this piece. 'Attractive Is A Set of Skills.'

I read both of the girls handwritten accounts, and they talk about being 'body checked,' and pushed ('they body checked me,' said Shelby) - what in fck is 'body checked?!' It sounds like a damn 'stop and frisk!' Please tell me they don't have some shitty meangirl bitches frisking or body checking 'undesirables,' in…

Wait, which nugent wife is this one? Not the one he became guardian of so he could screw her underage? I think she was part Asian. She must have escaped years ago.

I think that last part is what she wants.

Built like Miley eh? She's flat chested with no butt, but she likes wearing little clothing. If Taylor swift wore similar outfits she'd look the same or better. So what you're really envious of is being confident enough to walk around in scanty attire. I remember when Miley was a size 2 instead f the probable double…

I would like to call a quick meeting of females everywhere. Great, we're all here. Thanks for coming.

Um, you keep these breathless ranting angry diatribes up about one celebrity's tweaks and people are going to think you're her ex-bestie Gwyneth Paltrow. You also can't remember what you're saying from one moment to the next, you said Joan Crawford, not Faye Dunaway - but that's who you meant, fool. Damn. Calm the…