“Only two months”

I’m assuming those slow-clap hands at the end were him. I’m hoping he’s not literally back from the dead, as much as I loved him.

And Game of Thrones made poor Tyrion repurpose the joke with noble houses instead of nationalities and it made no earthly sense.

Try reading the words in this article and that might help.

Sorry for the pile-on! Kinja wasn’t showing there were any responses.

I know what you mean. She’s always been MOSTLY this self-involved, but this season it seems like she literally does not listen to a word Heather says. (A truly shocking reaction to Heather of all people.)

We also don’t get FUCKING FURIOUS at people who say “murder” instead of “manslaughter.” That kind of correction is typically considered pedantic and uninteresting.

What does this have to do with The Shape of Water?

People are vastly overstating the Dowdness of it all. There are a few odd bits but everyone should still read the original.

Dwayne Johnson to host new reality competition show

HOW DOES THIS LOOK TERRIBLE.

Sorry internet. Irreconcilable differences, you keep the kids.

Yeah it’s an unfathomable win-win in terms of money and career boost.

I wish they’d just go ahead and retitle this Young Lando because that’s what I’m here for.

Also too: Valencia has spent the last two seasons learning to feel her feelings *in general.* She had a hard time processing her sadness over the breakup, and her fear over Rebecca’s suicide attempt—she’s been repressing her true feeling her *entire life.* Channeling them all into yoga I guess.

The episode addressed that pretty hard.

Yeah now she presumably has her dream job—owning a designer yoyo store!

I guess in California you probably do learn the word “manatee” before the word “humanity.”

So happy Sunil is back! (Are he and Paula lawyers now? Did they take the bar? Have three years really passed since Paula’s abortion? Wouldn’t it take LONGER than normal to get a JD while also holding down a full-time job? Should I stop trying to hold a TV show to a real-world time line???)

I’ve watched that three times and would be watching it again right now but I think my husband’s had enough. Hilarious and on point. The fucking female cat thing, my god.

I’m trying to think of ways I was different from Bunny when I was 27, and I’m coming up pretty blank here folks.