How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

“He’s not a morning person”

Well I’ve never gotten a cake with Christian Slater and Anthony Bourdain on it.

Welp, there go my next few nights of sleep.

I haven’t seen him that happy since prior to the love of his life dying. I am, of course, referring to Goose.

This story is such a great testament to both the emotional and the monetary costs of having uninsured people. It is cheaper to treat stage 1 colon cancer than stage 4. It is better for the economy to have people starting small businesses, launching successful freelance careers, etc. without having to worry about…

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

My mom had two or three of these books - I Hate To Cook, The I Hate To Cook Almanac, and I Hate To Housekeep. Our house showed it, too.

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

It bears repeating...

wakefield referring to the somali community in minneapolis as simply “the somalis” and expressly saying he feels “no guilt” is all you need to figure out what kind of horrid person he is

the obvious reason is to hold more chicken, just in case.

Fifty Shades of Dyed Blonde

This will be followed by a television series about a group of twentysomethings who saw this movie about a group of women reading a book and were inspired.

“passing ... through the State House last week in a vote of 87-0.

Adoption agencies declaring that they’ll shut down and make all those poor babies just suffer without parents unless you give them what they want are essentially Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles holding a gun to his head.

Just to play fair...

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

Folks, you are looking at the modern-day Martin Luther King Jr. This woman is my hero. WHEN will she be recognized as such? I’m sorry I have nothing helpful to say about health care right now but one point we can take away is that ageism is not called out enough. Respect your elders. Thanks to this honorable woman for…