Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

Just think of the morning after pastries; it helps with the guilt

Nintendo must love losing money to scalpers.

Honestly, I think that EVERY parent should have a talk about firearm safety, whether they own guns or not. With guns being so prevalent, you never know when your child may come into contact with one. I have quite a few guns at my house and a child, and I teach my son gun safety all the time, even with his toy nerf…

I’ve read somewhere that it’s actually the people who seemed to “have it together” who are often the most successful suicides—people don’t see the warning signs and get them help. My uncle took his own life last summer and it was the same sort of situation; no one saw it coming—he had a successful career and had a…

I don’t think the clown performing for one lonely adult is an idea that is impossible to reach by 2 separate people. Clowns are a common theme lately... Also, comedians think about this exact thing all of the time. Having to entertain an audience that is not for you, in a shit/creepy setting is something many comics…

Argh! Don’t look at related stories: “You can barely get an abortion in Ohio, But Beastiality Is Still Legal”

Bingo.

I still believe it, they just didn’t have the receipts.

Or the second stepmother to the present first lady.

She may not have been an escort, but she certainly did whore herself out. She sleeps with that orange algae in exchange for his garish gold-leafed lifestyle.

Right, in case the Queen becomes aggressive.

I bet those guys in the cargo shorts would have puked if Dumbo had stomped the queen into a putty or gel.

Especially in this case where Roof wants to be executed. It’s weird that people make exceptions for the death penalty in general. But why can’t people see that he wants to be viewed as martyr. So why give that to him?

A lack of planning on United’s part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

I imagine United just opened itself up to a lawsuit.

In related news, I have another reason to get rid of cable.

This ends with Bannon literally cucking Kush and having a torrid affair with Ivanka

I still think this part of Trump’s plan to get Kushner killed so he can move in on Mrs. Kushner.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.