While Holcomb is SO MUCH better than Pence (Sunday alcohol sales, thank you!), he’s still a white, male, conservative and is going to side with our Republican house and senate when they put up these fucking terrible TRAP laws (among other shitty things). Instead of this BS, maybe they could be working on a long-term…

Alexas

I feel like if I try hard enough, I can have dramatic sex all by myself.

I absolutely do not want sex, dramatic or not, if there’s no indoor plumbing or birth control! Gimme solitude and I’ll help myself out.

Who in the world voted for Queen Alexa?

I cast the vote to make it 69-69!

Solitude for the win.

Tiffany already got in trouble with the Carters for telling a story about Beyonce getting defensive over a girl who was talking to Jay Z. So this could either be spilling the tea because that bridge is burned, OR what I suspect is that the PR teams had Tiffany drop this tidbit now

I now never refer to Timmy without saying “my boyfriend and my son”. To the point I fear this doxxes me.

I love this theory. Maybe Beyonce will continue to use Tiffany as her mouthpiece. Maybe she’ll use Tiff to finally tell us who Becky is.

Theory: Stephen and Carl hooked up after last season (probably just kissing) and Stephen is masking his betrayal of Lauren by being her very best Carl-hating friend while periodically lashing out at Carl because he is deeply hurt that he did not fall in love with him after their hookup.

It sounds like they’re going to do the big reveal of the Stephen+Carl drama next week, finally.

Remember when Sean Penn put Kate del Castillo in mortal danger so he could have his little bullshit Hunter S. Thompson moment with El Chapo, an actual murderer and not just some avatar in his stupid stories

Blake Lively. Semi-insider, but not so inside Bey wouldn’t call her a bitch and get pissed at her.

Beyonce strikes me as super private and maybe not into a story about her being bitten on the face being the the media tidbit du jour.

There is a lot to unpack in that comment. Like Norman Bates levels of baggage.

Of course Joanna Rothkopf’s boyfriend and son Timothee was polite enough to wait in line. She has been an excellent girlfriend and mother to him.

Dressing like a Bedouin woman while wearing Louboutins is problematic for reasons that shouldn’t need to be spelled out.

Even as a woman of non-Muslim Egyptian ethnicity I have a big problem with the orientalist mess that is the Bodak Yellow video. I feel like I’m not in a position to comment on whether or not she is allowed to use to “n*gga” because I’m not black but I will take umbrage with her fetishisation of the Middle East. The…

Dude, seriously? I literally just posted about feeling bad for liking her after all the cultural appropriation and fetishization in the Bodak Yellow video, then I click through to “Pending Posts” and see that this is a pattern of gross behavior. Damn.