I really like Colbert, both the current version and, especially, the Comedy Central version.

She had years to prepare an answer and that’s the best she can come up with? Hard pass.

i enjoyed this journey, aimee.

I am firmly in “hot dogs are not sandwiches” camp but i have to admit to the sub sandwich argument.

Chamber pots. You don’t have to walk out in the cold in the middle of the night.

Alexa is Satan’s messenger.

Personally I’d say if sub sandwiches (with a single split piece of bread) count, hot dogs count.

Counterpoint: shitting outside is wonderful and, when done right, sanitary. The key is not living around other people.

I mean that’s great and all, but those things involve a loooooot of extra work. Like, digging a new pit for an outhouse is no fun, and chamber pots gotta be emptied somewhere, by someone. Not to mention, both are...not great at preventing the spread of disease.

I mean, one adapts to no plumbing by learning to shit outside. One adapts to no birth control by having to deal with pregnancy and/or worse periods. I wouldn’t be happy about it, but I’d buy a bucket and a shovel.

Exactly!

Already so stressed about the eventual birth control vs dramatic sex finale.

I mean, I voted for having to kill someone. If you can see radioactive glow, you’re probably gonna die a painful, protracted death. I’ll take having to kill someone over my body falling apart in the most painful way over the course of a few days.

I am already predicting a final face-off of Pets vs. No Student Loan Debt.

Once again, I’m crusading against Wellness. It’s not the concept of wellness as in being well, it’s Wellness as in buying $100 juice cleanses.

Yeah, I’m menopausal. Pets for the win.

Well, personally, I’d MUCH rather be this guy...

My sister is a meth addict and she says shit like this all the time.

She looks great and I’m glad she’s getting work. But the glossing over the DUIs is really irritating given the fact a regular person would still be under the jail for half the crimes she committed. She ran over a human being with her car! So she can fuck right off with the giggling.