Aaah yes the Fab Five, the biggest hype machine to never win anything in sports..

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Verne just learned about this: "Myyyyy Goodness!"

Hahaha her arms and HER BONER are bigger than his!

A Sharpie? Are we sure T.O. didn't do this when Hanley was asleep?

I absolutely love Deadspin, no story involving the numbers 5 and 3 anywhere near each other goes unscathed from a civil rights comment!

@Weed Against Speed: don't you mean the blizzard of 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008 too?

Forced Anal Sodomy is about the only thing that would make college tennis interesting.

It's frustrating trying to find good uses for your rollover minutes..

I think Trey (and Rece Davis for that matter) still get pissed from time to time that they have to do the occassional women's basketball desk work in order to do the cool NFL stuff.. we caught Trey right after one of those sessions..

Mary Lou Retton's stalker died today in a pile of man-diapers and empty Wheaties boxes

Looking at Panama City's tourism situation, I'd say Mr. Rowe has his hands in his pockets most of the day.

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: Don't confuse my rant - I am not anti-newspaper..I am anti newspaper being still printed on paper! The online shift and its side effects are a natural progression to meet the needs of these times. I read the Pittsburgh Post Gazette every day online, and laugh when I get home and the paper…

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: By the way, I worked in journalism for the first several years out of school before realizing it wasn't worth it.

@SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: You don't sound like a dick- you sound like someone working in an industry about to go poof...and not adapting to it.

@Pete Gaines: my point exactly

Seriously, was this story supposed to make me feel bad? Newspapers are for homeless people to keep warm on chilly nights on the bench, who the f*ck wants to read shit a day old?

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: She just wasn't that into you being into her...

"Is that camera off? Good, now get her pants off!"

@Shorty: You care way too much about something so insignificant

Anyone else notice in the "coach takes a charge" video the offending ref sneaks a little doggy style dry hump when helping the coach get up? By the looks of both of them its probably the most sex they've had in years..