Just wait a few more days..it will then be learned that Maurice Clarett actually wrote his facebook update.

@Gordon Gund's Blind Faith: True, but those fans can get a job with OHIO DOT though

Those two pictures are all you have to say about ACC vs. Big Ten basketball..

@Crash Davis: Only if he has his teleprompter!

@wonderlic—-myballs: Gotta admit, we are one in the same..

Thanks Obama and you liberal "everybody gets a trophy" crowd..

He's just connecting there, actually on his way to Oklahoma City for a 10 day contract tryout..

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Fuck the Flyers and the Habs.. and for that matter the Devils and Rangers

What is this iPod and CD Walkman you speak of?

href="#c11139471">Hatey McLife: No, true justice for him would be to be stranded in an ocean of beer a la Strange Brew

I read an awesome book Clarett just wrote about his time in the Anaheim Angels minor league organization!

Didn't Lee Corso try that out first prior to putting the mascot head at the end of Gameday?

I thought Amir and Streeter's greatest prank was getting Pittsburgh Pirate minor league contracts..

Another reason the ACC is the best..

@Weed Against Speed: Bill Curtis in drag??

Any chance that Robert Smith was afraid he'd get hurt before finishing the email so he just up and quit, and Deadspin just finished it for him?

called:

..as opposed to the Cardinal Victory song called:

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloons: Counterpoint: scoreboard

Are you guys serious? IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.. get over Buzzsaw