Great, now all of you can stop whining about Hunter Thompson's suicide now.

It's pretty bad when a guy who has certifiable brain damage can observe that you're a terrible QB..

What's funnier than this episode is everyone on the board dropping witty lines as if they are somehow connected to Pete..

I haven't seen that much akward side to side dribbling since I played Dr J vs Bird on the Commodore 64..

@The_Dark_Side_of_Oz: Neither is Tiger

@The Count of Monte Fisto: She has a head?

Isn't it training camp for the Lions fans too?

Stu thinks his shirt says "Born Street"

thread kill ^^^^

Those Iced Latte's are fu*&ing heavy!

@VidaBlueBalls:

..and in a related story those elected officials who tried to buy Bengals or Browns season tickets with campaign contributions were caught in a Dateline- To catch a predator style sting operation where Chris Hansen read their online purchase order comments:

@bigredgambler: Just be careful when mysteriously the University of Phoenix men's basketball team takes the NCAA tournament by storm.. the fix will be on!

Ok so no one noticed that her journalism degree came from the University of Phoenix??

..and thus begins Deadspin Nations' cold war vs. Buzz Bissinger and the "evil empire"...

*whew*

"Hey your cup is ajar.. I am gonna adjust it for ya.. no homo"

That might be the only advantage to playing for the Pirates these days.. (these decades?)

Screw the kids(okay that typed out weird).. but fireworks and Michael Jackson?? I am worried more for MJ!

Which one is Selig?