DEAR MR. POST,

@Von Hayes:

@Von Hayes:

@Sarcastro: so you watched the game with a bunch of Flyer fans?

Emmitt Smith thinks its because the other team has gnome-court vantage...

Emmitt Smith will not condom Charles anger tissues.

I bet Emmitt tried to talk Haley down on many occassions, but Haley couldn't understand a fucking word he said...

Kermit be a fantasmic anatomicalyst.

HAHAHA I was in the Magic Kingdom that day and saw this kid- I know I am a Deadspinner for life because I had the same exact thought, but sans a camera..

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

@SonofSpurrier: that would make your pathetic life a little more enjoyable

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: lol

@Afino: actually, he'd push some guy next to him from behind and then flop in when the guy turned around..

Duke players hold their nose as they jump..

I am the Lizard King! I can be anything!

The Pirates have been flipping off Pittsburgh for 15 years..

man I wish Rob did this post every day

Being born in the greater Altoona area, I can explain that the Altoona Curve is named after Altoona's most famous (and only) landmark.. Horseshoe Curve

@MattinglysSideburns:

I'd make that gesture at the next Duke game.. but then I think he'd give me his phone number..