I guarantee that announcer was Dick Vitale.. and he was probably missing the urinal because of one eye and all..

I graduated from Clarion.. Edinboro and Millersville can go to hell!

There is actually a pretty humorous blog comment fight going on in the drinking game link..

@MitchKayak: it's bad grammar to put multiple periods in your post.....

@Illegal Immigrant: Your "sercret" is that you can't spell so good.

I didn't know they taped Springer in New Jersey.. did you Benny's girl's nose and perm?

@kayceebk:

That sounds just like the Penguins current broadcast team..

Is anyone surprised? Dude is playing for Stanford for cripes sake.

As a Heels fan, I always knew this to be true...

@josereyes.theroof admits Gawker Media always wins:

@Berto: The Sequel:

Memphis fans: Just keep in mind that you play in bleeping Conference USA.. your undefeated season is about as meaningful as the JV team's record..

@ErikSternberger: That comment is ESPN home page material

..dumb lineman

Wow.. the Red Sox win again!

dumb lineman..

@War Penguin: Great point.. as Washington/Pittsburgh games in D.C. are generally known as extended Penguin home games

@Blackaces: If you knew anything about hockey you'd know that Kovalchuk gets everything he deserves as far as I'm concerned, because he taunts like he is the starting point guard of the Golden State Warriors.. which you know has no place in hockey..

@Burning_River: *sticks out tongue and waves hands near ears at Burning River*