That’s pretty standard for rabid tennis fans, actually. If anything, Serena super fans are pretty ho-hum, especially considering how much energy they have to devote to the crazy counter-narrative when it comes to her success.

kara’s a bit upset at this loss

Hang on let me get some gelato first

I agree with this, mostly, but there’s two issues at play here that seem to create an endemic problem in video game retail.

It came out when I was a freshman in college and I was 99% sure it was speaking DIRECTLY TO MY HEART.

That girl being a cheater on the Halo game really really pissed me off.

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Have you ever heard of this band The Shins?

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

Firstly: piss off.

What if they were coming off work, or at lunch, or any number of reasons that they didn’t have time to change? Believe it or not service men and women don’t just walk around in uniform because they feel like it or expect anything from it.

Is this really a life problem that needs to be “hacked”? It never occurred to me that anyone would need written advice on how to fuck, as if there are these poor horny uncoordinated couples walking among us. Fill orifices with appendages. Repeat. It’s not even apple sauce let alone rocket science.

I’m 5’4”. My husband is 6’5”. We bought our bed specifically because it’s exactly his pelvis height. Just saying — shop wisely.

At 5’11 and with a taste for shorter women (show me a girl who’s 5’4 or shorter and has the Topanga-from-Boy-Meets-World body type and I’m in heaven), I’ll co-sign on girl-on-top, which is not only a great height equaliser but brings with it the beautiful bouncing boobs bonanza.

Roadhouser? Roadhouse II: Electric Boogaloo?

So my parents had rented roadhouse on VHS and I found it and put it in the VCR: it was the very first time I EVER saw “sex” outside of the cartoon character depictions in the book my mom used to explain it. It was that scene where he opens the door to a closet(?) and a gnarly dude is giving it to a girl from behind.…

I miss Patrick Swayze. He was so talented.

Let's hope a mustachioed Sam Elliott is attached as well.

I woke up with a little bit of an Irish Spring to my step this morning. So, my dove, I’m axe-ing you to bear with me?