It’s too true to not be hilarious.

Crumbs between the tits itch. Granola hurts.

Reasonable suspicion goes to stop and frisk. This was not a frisk and not legal.

So there is a legal justification for rape?

Martese Johnson wants you to know that Charlottesville is a college town.

I’m frustrated that he didn’t get the money.

Why oh why would his wife’s beejes be so half-hearted?

Old guy should have taken an L on this.

The twins came from a troubled family and had lived for some time in separate foster homes, their lawyers said. They were 17 when they were arrested last October.

Martyr much? For all you know they were neglectful of him. Being a good parent is not leaving your kid w/ someone who is neglectful.

Is there a message that lets you know you’re banned, or does your burner key just stop?

You know it’s bad when 9/11® is no longer useful to the majority of GOP candidates.

They already snatched the ALS plotline.

I understand not wanting an unsolicited dick pic from a random (or dick cheney, I won’t post that picture from the prior kravitz post), but to unilaterally say “I don’t think dicks are attractive” is like the female version of “beef curtains”.

I always think having to caveat that is weird. Unless you’re a lesbian or straight man, why wouldn’t you like to look at penises/penii?

I’ve checked bigger books than that. This is pure bullshit.

Trump doesn’t have gaffes. What he does is decode GOP-speak and eschews the effort of dog-whistles. That’s why the GOP hates him.

Please don’t forget the smaller black organizations who have been at the forefront of this

God damned if I didn’t watch that episode.

I didn’t know that anyone could survive it. A childhood friend’s mom died of it.