"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book."

Let's hope this hash tag trends.

Is Machine Man still powered by copious amounts of beer?

I think he is an interesting way to tell hulk stories without dragging around all of Banner's decades worth of baggage.

I'm just going to go ahead and call this completely unnecessary.

I like the way you think.

That is one hot badger.

I love stupid sword and sandle movies, so I'm actually really looking forward to Titans 2 & 3.

For a much reduced price, I can simply lie to you about your eye color. No surgery needed!

There are not nearly enough Thin Man references these days.

"you should watch the 1988 film if you ever get the chance."

Yes. Yes it was.

A lot of these are great.

This article could also have been titled "you will never sleep again"

Now that is science I can sink my teeth into.

This is clearly an undead franchise.

Ugh. What an asshole. Way to make not only all social psychologists, but all scientists in general look bad, dick.

Wait. Heavy Metal had a plot? I must have missed it among all the norks.

+2

Nope. Sure isn't.