Goddamn know-it-all, you act like you kicked a football for a living or something!

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

This side eyeing little shit is Charles

Probably the same as being a Jets fan.

I was watching at a hotel in Dallas. My family and I are Redskins fans and had just watched RGIII have the game of his life against the Cowboys at Jerry World. I felt really bad for the Jets and thought how lucky the Skins were to finally have a franchise quarterback. Boy was I wrong about that.

As if things weren’t bad enough in 2017, the one good thing we had going, that people had finally stopped talking about the buttfumble, is now ruined. Thanks.

Since when is the President’s job to rescue every American criminal who gets caught overseas?

Too soon man, too soon.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

But they’re 5-4. Why would you rest the season on an unproven 5th rounder.

McDermott and Peterman should walk out of the stadium at halftime and start looking for new jobs.

But Lauren, you’re forgetting his POISE! You can’t teach 6'2" and POISE! That boy is POISE-on!

Well he did come to the rescue and he does deserve some basic gratitude for that. The only reason these 3 are on home soil now is because Trump intervened. If I was arrested for shoplifting (in China, of all places) and my president got me home (no matter how misaligned my politics are to his/her) I’d be sincerely…

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

It’s gonna be great watching the Niners or the Browns just fuck his future all up.

Dipshit father of dipshit kids burns dipshit leader of dipshit country

I’m just happy that there is a conclusion to this very selfish move by LiAngelo that will detrimentally impact his older brother’s ability to play in the CBA in 5 years.

“I tremble thinking about just what it was that the self-proclaimed “great negotiator” gave up to get the middle Ball child back.”

And LiAngelo will also have some nice Louis Vuitton sunglasses to hide his face when the plane lands on the tarmac and is swarmed by the media.

I believe they are on ESPN 8: “The Ocho”